First impressions of St Petersburg

– The city is huge. Distances on the map are misleading. The Neva is massive.
– Russians drive like they’re out of their f***ing mind
– Flower shops are everywhere and the flowers look so much better than ours. People buy each other flowers a lot. How romantic.
– A lot of young soldiers in uniform
– The food is much better than I thought
– Women look stunning, men not so much
– No english speaking!
– Scarcity of deodorant use
– Feels like time has stopped back in the 19th century.